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Biographies

LAPP's finest, the oxen that pull the yoke for the rest of us.

Marilyn Holmes VII CEO

Marilyn Holmes, the granddaughter of founder Marilyn Holmes V and current CEO of LAPP. "LAPP means the world to me, what would I do without it to fill my free time." Marilyn graduated Magna Cum Laude at UC Santa Barbara with a BA in Physical Education. Marilyn enjoys crocheting, Scrabble, and having coffee with friends. Marilyn is a mother of 8.
Sandy Ramirez-Grace, Sales Director

Sandy has been with LAPP the past 20 years, she was the first "Latina" to be a part of LAPP in the 20th and 21st century. The last being Miss Rosa Delacruza la Chenza, you came to a tragic end at the hands of the train catastrophe of 1898. Sandy is a competitive pool and darts player, as well as a championship latin Salsa dancer. Sandy is a graduate of Milton College, BA in Sandscript, and is a mother of 6.
Chenile "CoCo" Tennile, CFO

"CoCo" has been with LAPP for the past 12 years. A graduate of Florida Agriculture and Mechanical University in Tallahassee, Fl, "CoCo" has been a force to be reckoned with in LAPP inner sanctum's. "CoCo" is also a charter member of MEND, Greenpeace, The United Negro College Fund, and MADD. CoCo enjoys spending time with her 3 children, and 14 grandchildren in her free time. "CoCo" is a mother of 3.
Helen Granthouus, Distribution Specialist

Candy Flovenhausen, Director of Protests

Candy started as just your common everyday protester until the fateful day Agatha "The Bull" Franchione stepped down in 1992, Candy seized the opportunity and has been staging our protests ever since. Here is a review of one of her most successful protests to date, "The protesters picketed and performed guerrilla theater on the boardwalk outside of the pageant. In addition, they crowned a live sheep Miss America, chained themselves to a Miss America puppet to 'emphasize women's enslavement to 'beauty standards'.' and tossed 'instruments of torture to women' (high heels, fashion magazines) into a 'Freedom Trashcan'."Candy isvery driven, even in her free time. Candy became only the second women in history to reach the north and south pole within an eight week period. Candy is a mother of 5, Candy is married to former professional baseball pitcher Dirk Flovenhausen.


 
   
 

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